I SAW LADY GAGA

So last night (Wednesday the 13th June) I saw the most phenomenal performance of my life. I SAW LADY GAGA.

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I appreciate this is a journalism blog but I really feel like that was appropriate.

So, I don't really know how to put this but it may/may not have been the greatest thing ever. I loved Lady Gaga before I saw her, so I don't know what this feeling I have now is. Infatuation, probably. She is just so perfect, words cannot even describe.

Things that are perfect about Lady Gaga:
1. Her ass. God dammit, that thing is just so fine. You know when normal women walk in underwear and their bum jiggles a bit? Even professional athletes have a bit of wobble up in there. But not Gaga. Her derriere is solid, and round, and perfect. Two globes of precision.

2. Her style. I appreciate that some of her choices have been a little ~odd~ (that Kermit outfit..), but for the most part she really has her finger on the fashion pulse. I think a lot of Jay-Jay's clad young ladies could learn a lot from her.

 

Viktor & Rolf Mustard Pant suit

I tried adding more photos of her awesome street style but blogger is a bitch to format with so I gave up. 

3. Her MESSAGE. Holy christ, everyone should listen to this woman preach. She is all about acceptance, believing in yourself, pride, being comfortable in your own skin, tolerance, love! Coming from a background which contained a lot of bullying, she speaks right from the heart when she talks about how important it is to love who you are, and love others for who they are. I can't even express how much I love this. She's so kind

4. She is a phenomenal dancer. I suppose this ties in with the toned glutes but damn, that girl has rhythm. And being able to belt out Marry the Night while she headbangs, jumps and twirls is a talent on the next level. I don't know how she does it. Motivation for the rest of us to get off our asses and do something. 

5. Her freakin' music, of course! Despite her hectic schedule, she still manages to pump out some mind-blowing tunes. Her lyrics are always a delight, and her intricate mind creates music which is 100% joyful to listen to. Her acoustic versions are also great, giving her a chance to showcase her brilliant voice which (unlike many artists) is in no way autotuned. 

I could go on forever, she is amazing. Truly an inspirational woman to anyone who chooses to take the time and listen. So yeah, I saw her live and it was the greatest thing ever. 

Also, the support act was absolutely shitty. I have never seen anything worse in my life. But that is irrelevant, because Lady Gaga was perfect.